10 things Wade Phillips probably will do over the bye week

"All I wanna do is coach, daddy"

The Cowboys have practice Wednesday and yesterday. Other than that, it's a nice long weekend for the team.

Some will head home, get some home cooking. Others will hunt, golf, shoot some hoops, cross stich. Who knows?

Here's a list of some of the things head coach Wade Phillips might do over his break.

10. Cook up a mess of flapjacks. Dip in molasses. Eat.

9. Eat some hard candy.

8. Trap some possum. Cook some possum sausage. Ingest possum sausage following morning.

7. Take trip to feed store. Purchase deer corn and two salt licks.

6. Work on salt licks in Fruit of the Loom briefs while watching first six episodes of the second season of "F Troop." Get a tickle out of that Corporal Agarn.

5. Ponder how he would defend a team with God as their offensive coordinator. Imagine beating God.

4. Wonder what would've happened had he mastered the 4-3 defense.

3. Call Jerry Jones. Ask for advance on allowance ... err ... pay. Purchase bow and arrows.

2. Strip down to Fruit of the Loom briefs and cowboy boots. Get wife to toss Busch empties in air. Shoot Busch empties in mid air. Get tickled.

1. Challenge daddy, Bum, to a wrasslin' match. Lose.