A tale of two Cowboys quarterbacks

Former Cowboy and arena league great Clint Stoerner gettin' drunk and driving. In that order.

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Exciting stuff in baseball. How do people not love this game? No other sports have one-game, do-or-die situations.

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Mavs start training camp today! ESPN doesn't think much of them and the Celtics look like the second-coming of the ... Celtics.

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Thankfully, it seems the Dallas Cowboys picked the lesser (much lesser!) of the two assistant coach evils.

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Remember Jerheme Urban? Well, he's white (FYI) and he catches touchdown passes.

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Jean-Jacques Taylor certainly knows who Texas is playing this weekend, right?