Lust, Van Halen and what can we get for Marlon Byrd?

Tony Romo should dump Jessica Simpson not because he played poorly, but because he could do so much better. Seriously. Throw a rock in Uptown and find someone hotter.

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God, I wish I was the starting QB for Florida.

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Terrell Owens trying to pick up legendary slut Paris Hilton?

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Post of the year, so far.

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Cowboys have no idea who they're going to get to coach.

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Dallas is a top 4 market nationally. The Rangers aren't even in the top 10 for MLB payrolls. Sad.

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Speaking of, with a little help from the Rangers, the Padres GM is looking good.

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Is anyone confident about the Josh Hamilton/Marlon Byrd/Milton Bradley trifecta this season?

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I vote the Rangers sell high on Byrd.

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Who does Jim Fassel need to blow to get a job?