Cowboys picnicking

Your 2008-09 Dallas Cowboys

Yesterday, the final day of the Cowboys mini-camp, practices were cancelled in lieu of a family day, which including several games of grab ass, bouts of gregarious laughter and picnic lunches.

How sweet. No photos have surfaced of the offensive line frolicking around a maypole.

OK, so what are the chances of this happening, say, two years ago. You think Bill Parcells would've allowed his overweight, lollygagging team a day off to smooch and gab with family and friends? Ha!

Everyone's loving Wade Phillips ... until that inevitable 10-loss season.

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In other news, Pacman Jones is dropping the video game moniker and rolling with just "Adam," which is significantly more boring. Next thing you know, he'll be going to church instead of Cabaret Royale.

Of course, "Pacman" isn't the only thing Jones is dropping.

Sadia Morrison, a cohort of Jones, both of whom were involved in the Las Vegas shooting last year, was found dead having apparently fallen (or been thrown off) a building in Brooklyn.

I'm sure this was all an accident. Nothing to see here. Go about your business.