Everyone's invited to Josh Howard's pool party!

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OK, take a deep breath, sit down and click on this link.

You've officially been invited to the 2nd annual Josh Howard Celebrity Pool Party. It's June 28 at the Brookhaven Country Club. Mark your calendars.

Having listened and read that invitation, you may need to go take a shower. It sounds like the raunchiest, seediest event ever.

"Hey ladieeeeeeeeeeesssss! Looking for something to do or someone?"

Plus, the first 40 "babes" in "bathing suits" get in for free. Must be rough for the Dallas-Fort Worth "babes" with the economy because admission is just $10 to begin with.

Also, Howard's homie Marquis Daniels will be there. He'll hang out, drink 10 gin and tonics and look perpetually sleepy.

Howard, on the other hand, will make "Up in Smoke" look like a Bible study.

Also, it's insinuated that the "babes" should wear as little as possible as this will be an opportunity to sex up Howard's NBA homies that will allegedly be there.

Get knocked up by J.J. Barea and watch your prospects skyrocket!

Be there or be square. Party on.