Irvin screwing something other than hookers

The Playmaker is quite the storyteller

Earlier this month, Michael Irvin was claimed that he was almost carjacked.

And my initial, God's-honest-truth, gut reaction was this:

He's making this up.

Not that I think Irvin is prone to randomly make shit up about being robbed or crime or whatever. But if you read the story and saw how it came out (locally) and subsequently reported, it just seemed like a fake story.

Allegedly, he was at a red light in North Dallas, a truck pulls up beside him and the passenger (?) "flashes a gun." Of course, I'm only assuming that "flashes a gun" means that the gentleman wanted to abscond with Irvin's car and belongings.

Then, we are led to believe, the alleged criminal realized who he was about to violate: It was the Playmaker himself.

Of course, the criminal was a huge Cowboys fan and wanted to talk turkey about the gridiron.

At first, Irvin was very open about his experience going on several new outlets to talk about it. And now, not.

The police are suspending investigation because Irvin will not return phone calls to discuss the case. It seems he hasn't even contacted them since he filed the report.

They're probably suspending the case because it's bullshit. For one, who reports that kind of thing? Especially a guy like Irvin when there's really been no damage done and catching the guy. Frankly, if Irvin got the make of the vehicle and the license plate, wouldn't the cops have all they really needed to go after the alleged criminal? Isn't that the type of information that you tell the cops at first?

Why do the cops need to know "what happened?" Was there even a police report submitted?

I think Irvin's a chump anyway, but making shit up for publicity (let's face it ... that's the whole reason for this) is dumb.

By the way, Irvin's radio show is from 11 a.m.-2 p.m., daily on 103.3 FM ESPN Radio.