Nasty Nestor vs. The Ticket II

One of the longest-running and, yet, most nerdy feuds in Dallas sports added another chapter this morning to its storied past.

Nasty Nestor Aparicio attacked The Ticket's funnyman Gordon Keith this morning.

Not having heard it, Keith went up to Aparicio to allegedly bury the hatchet regarding their age-old feud when Nasty attacked and started to strangle Keith before police came and broke up the brouhaha.

The history between Nasty and The Ticket (especially the needling Keith) goes back to some time in the 1990s when the two bickered over something. Since, Nasty's tattled on The Ticket twice before.

It all culminated last year when afternoon host Corby Davidson was accosted by Nasty at the media party (The Snake, sans microphone or recording device) and allegedly called a Jew, in a not-so-nice manner.

OK, let's simplify this:

Nasty wants nothing to do with The Ticket and The Ticket probably shouldn't bother the guy in case the NFL gets to the point that they start taking press passes.

Although Nasty is a gigantic douchebag asshole (I mean, look at the guy), everyone who knows what Keith is about knows that him with a microphone isn't cut and dry radio. Keith likes to ruffle feathers and to get people to react. Nasty knows this. Keith knows it. We all know it. He's called the "arsonist" because he lights a fire and slowly backs away and watches it burn.

Is that any reason to attack a guy? No. But The Ticket has the tendency to sit on the roof and toss rocks and then get pissy when someone tosses rocks back. If you're gonna throw punches, be prepared to fight. Almost literally.